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I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
class: *laughs*
Him: No, really, I am.
Class: *laughs again*
Him: Why is that funny?
Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
Him: Well why not?
Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
Class: *laughs*
Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
Asshole: Because that's how it is.
Him: Why?
Asshole: That's their job.
Him: Why?
Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
*note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
Class: *silence*
Him: Now.. Louis XVI

93,655 notes | Reblog | 3 hours ago

(Source: simply-divine-creation)


3,073 notes | Reblog | 3 hours ago

englishsnow:

 James Oliver Sanderson


1,426 notes | Reblog | 3 hours ago

catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”


94,790 notes | Reblog | 8 hours ago

sodamnrelatable:

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this should constantly be on my dash just every few days

(Source: ladamania)


201,153 notes | Reblog | 8 hours ago

allyson-wonderlnd:

flashthepremium:

allyson-wonderlnd:

I don’t know who did all these, but I tip my hat to them.

Aragorn is an Avenger now, apparantly.

It’s not stated that he is.


25,019 notes | Reblog | 9 hours ago
guessthelabels:

CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN

guessthelabels:

CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN

(Source: dmolech)


232,804 notes | Reblog | 9 hours ago

Sakura in Shibuya by (·Nico·)

Sakura in Shibuya by (·Nico·)


15,291 notes | Reblog | 9 hours ago
trashboat:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

now that is a cat

trashboat:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

now that is a cat


165,062 notes | Reblog | 10 hours ago

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118,940 notes | Reblog | 10 hours ago

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I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

(Source: oreoprince)


489,330 notes | Reblog | 10 hours ago

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.


81,188 notes | Reblog | 11 hours ago

king-emare:

deebott:

thevictoriaa:

onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

OHMYGOD LOL 

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmaooo


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