Dan: I’m gonna sit my kids down when they get to the age of 12 and go, “What’ve you done?! I had done two films by now!”
#harry could do this to his kids too #’I HAD DEFEATED VOLDEMORT THREE TIMES WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - YOU CAN’T EVEN TIE YOUR SHOELACES’ #’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN’T SPEAK YET? WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD I HAD DEFEATED THE MOST POWERFUL WIZARD IN THE WORLD. YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO US ALL’
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
Green Amber (fossilized tree resin from an ancient relative of a tropical species called “algarroba”) from Dominican Republic
No, there’s a tiny ocean in that rock
fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it’s considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years in prison. if they actually commit you can be charged with manslaughter.
so really it’s in your best interest not to be a cunt.
This needs to be shared
As he got older, his perception of reality became distorted.
as he became older he got more and more bored with reality. when youre technically perfect the only place you can go is surreal
now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
fucking shave your negativity(:
I saw this comment right
So I clicked on their blog and..
I don’t even know where to begin oh my
is that Nash Griers blog?